Thursday, June 28, 2007

mou aresei na xoreuw!

geia sas eimai o sofos guzzi(h kati tetoio) apo tis bahames...katw apo thn epoirwh alkohol leme tis malakies tis opoies diabazetai toso kairo me to profhth. exoumai IQ 666 kai auto leei pola.
-H istoria ths zwhs mou-
Opws sas eipa kai parapanw katagomai apo tis eksotikes bahames, alla as mhn ta polilogoume- as poume to spoudeo komati..
Ka8omouna sth paralia kai tzamara(sofistika opws pada) me to banjo mou.Mexri pou me thn akrh tou aetisiou matiou mou eida enan an8rwpo sthn akrh ths paralias opou kratouse mia gibson explorer(san to hetfield o mlkas) opws moui eksigise. autos eide to banjo mou kai nomize oti eitan peos, epeita tou eksigisa pws den hfistaton peos alla banjo. Kai etsi ton kalesa sthn kaliba mou gia na tou ma8w na paizei banjo kai autos se emena ki8ara... alla h kaliba mou htan sa bourdelo dioti prin ligo eixa teleiwsei to olonuxtio orgio mou. Epeita apo mia megali dosh
baffou kai 2 barelia beer arxisame na tzamaroume...alla ksafnika apo ton paradiso bre8ikame sth kolash gt o pathr mou epsaxne to buffo tou xwris apotelesma. etsi apo thn orgh tou prospa8hse na topo8etei sto prokto mou ta koupia tou kano alla xwris apotelesma ka8os eixe katanalosei mia terastia posothta ouiski. Opote to kanw olokliro kai tria set apo koupia bre8hkan sto prokto tou mpoumpi tou skiliou mas!"! etsi pirame to skili to opoio eixe pari th morfhkano...to riksame sto kima...kai auto mas metafere sth ATHENS. kai telos padon pigame se ena BBQ estiatoro opou to menou anamesa se alles lixoudies eixe paparia psita. Emeis omws pigame sto xwro anatrofhs twn paparion opou kai sinantisame 2 fterota paparia ta opoia prospa8ousan na swsoun alla 2 paparia (psimena omws) apo thn kataposh. Etsi kai emeis san kali kai timioi bafiarides ta swsame kai giname oloi mia parea tous dosame to onoma paparia psita kai paparia me ftera adistoixa kai anoiksame auth th malakioula sto internet. Ta oipolipa einai istoria. HA! den to perimenatai auto malakes!!!

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