Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, a la Simpson

All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
[Bart: Like a lightblub!]
[Homer: Bart!]

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
[Lisa: Like Pergola! (?)]
[Homer: Lisa!]

They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any reindeer games.
[Bart: Like strip poker!]
[Homer: I'm warning you two!]

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
[Marge: Take it Homer!]

Homer: err... Rudolph, get your nose over here, so
you can drive my sleigh... today.
[Marge: Ohh, Homer...]

All: Then all of the reindeer loved him,
And they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!
[Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!]
[Homer: You little... grrrr!]